Laser Shark Responsible for Cutting Underwater Internet Cables

You read correctly.  A shark with laser beams is responsible for knocking out the internet all across the Middle East.  The actual shark (pictured to the left - courtesy of the WSJ) is named “Beamer” and has single handedly been responsible for slicing right through the underwater cables.

I had a rare opportunity to interview Beamer last night, and when asked why he was cutting up underwater cables, Beamer had no comment.  One of Beamer’s friends commented that he has been depressed lately and put on Zoloft.  However, the medicine is yet to kick in to give him the happy face like the bouncy blob from the commercial. 

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